About Me

So, a little bit about me...

First the basics -

First name: Jennifer
Nickname: Jen, Jenny, Jeff, Jeffy, Jeheffiner, Bonnifer, Bonnie
Astrological sign: Aquarius
Birthplace: Fazakerley, Liverpool
Eye colour: Blue
Hair colour: Blonde/brown
Height: 174cm
Pets: I don't have any myself, but my brother has a corn snake and my dad has two dogs. We also had a goldfish for 10+ years, his name was Tony. 

Now, a little extra.

I'm 27 years old. I was born on the 1st of February 1990.

I've lived in Merseyside my whole life. I have what some people refer to as a "posh" Scouse accent.

I am currently in a relationship.

I've been to University twice and left University twice, both times I studied Psychology (my reasons for leaving are very complicated, so I'll just leave them out). I wish I had studied English and Creative Writing or Criminology instead. 

I speak a little bit of Spanish; I probably couldn't hold down a proper conversation, but considering I haven't had a lesson in over a decade, I'm amazed I remember any of it.

I don't believe in ghosts, astrology, psychics, luck, fate, karma, or anything like that, although I would love to be proven wrong. (Also I only put my star sign up there because people often ask when I tell them my birthday, which I will always find weird.)

I LOVE reading Creepypasta.

I'm fascinated by serial killers. It's an odd and controversial interest, but hardly uncommon. I watch the CI channel all the time.

I love Autumn. October is my favourite month.

I have eight piercings and seven tattoos: three lobe and one rook piercing in my right ear, two lobe and one helix in the left, one lip piercing (but I don't wear that anymore), two tattoos on my left arm, two on my right, one on my right thigh, one on my left ankle and one on the nape of my neck - I plan on getting many more.

I can wiggle my left ear, but not my right :(

I love melted cheese, particularly mozzarella. Melted cheese makes any meal instantly better in my opinion.

Ben & Jerry's Half Baked is the best ice cream to have ever been created. It's just perfect. Although, I've yet to try the Cinnamon Bun's one...

I like to go out for drinks with friends... quite a lot.

Although it probably doesn't seem like it, with me going on about pizza, chocolate and various other not-so-healthy foods all the time, I actually really love greens and vegetables. As a kid, I used to eat big chunks of cucumber as snacks, whole carrots, washed of course, and bags of lettuce (not all in one sitting by the way). I still do sometimes now. I can't stand onions or tomatoes unless they're cooked, though. 

I try not to dwell on past events too much, but they've made me who I am now and I'm okay with that.

I say some of the strangest things sometimes, and I swear people think I'm really dumb.

My worst habit is cracking my knuckles - all eight fingers, two of them twice at different points, and both thumbs. I do it all the time. I also crack my knees and other various joints. 

I wish I was an amazing photographer because I think photography is amazing.

My guilty pleasure is cheesy pop music of the 90's/early 2000's.

I HATE questions like "what is your favourite *blank*" because the majority of the time I can't answer, but I'm gonna try anyway.

My favourite colour is probably blue, but I also like purples and greens. Give me pastel colours any day.

One of my favourite books is To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. But I love so many books I could never pick just one favourite, but that one is definitely up there.

One of my favourite films is A Clockwork Orange. The book was quite difficult to read, but I got through it eventually. My favourite type of film has to be psychological thrillers or horror. The Silence of the Lambs is brilliant. I also love Forrest Gump - Tom Hanks is one of my favourite actors.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is one of my favourite TV shows. I've seen all of the episodes so many times, but I can still watch them over and over. I also love The Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Scrubs, Archer, Parks & Rec, Breaking Bad, South Park, Friends, crime documentaries and anything involving Karl Pilkington.

I love comedy. I've seen Lee Evans live, which was the most amazing experience ever, I've been watching his shows since I was quite young. He also did the Bohemian Rhapsody sketch, which was the best thing I have ever witnessed. I've also seen Jimmy Carr, John Bishop and Michael McIntyre amongst many others.

I love music, I will listen to ANY type of music. To me, it's not about what genre it is, it's about the song itself. If I absolutely had to pick one artist, though, it would be Queen.

I like to sing and play piano and guitar (but not very well). I also like to dance, but only after a few Malibu's.

One thing that irritates me most is when people walk reeeeeeally slowly in front of me.

My family, friends & boyfriend mean the world to me, and I can honestly say I would do anything for any of them.

I love writing more than anything, but usually, I don't have anything to write about, so I've decided to just write the random things that pop into my head.

Thanks for visiting!